Kelly Swanson | The Cuckleburr Times

Nov 6, 2009 by Kelly Swanson

I would like to thank TiredOfYourWeight@WhosTheNextIdiot.com for the email you just sent reminding me that I’m overweight. How...

Sep 6, 2009 by Kelly Swanson

I never used to get scared when I was young, single, and living in an apartment complex overlooking the projects where even the sound...

Aug 29, 2009 by Kelly Swanson

Today I decided to have a moment of spontaneity with my toddler, which is unusual for me to engage in things I can’t spell....

Dec 14, 2008 by Kelly Swanson

Have you seen the commercial for the kid’s allergy medication? Two women are sitting in a park on a play date when one child...

Nov 19, 2008 by Kelly Swanson

I just read an ad that said you can get your entire Thanksgiving dinner in a bag, complete with turkey, mashed potatoes, and an overly...